MEET COLONEL CLAW’D
STATS
NUMBER: 98
WEIGHT: Mostly Feathers
POSITION: First-Line Chirper
SHOOTS: T-Shirts Into the Crowd
FAVORITE FOOD: Opposing Teams for Breakfast
FAVORITE SONG: I Believe I Can Fly
LIKES: Getting the crowd louder than a goal horn.
MEET RIGGS
STATS
NUMBER: 08
WEIGHT: 42 Gallons of Pure Athleticism
POSITION: Fuel Line Center
SHOOTS: Slick-Handed
FAVORITE FOOD: Deep-Fried Anything (extra greasy)
FAVORITE SONG: Pump It
LIKES: High-fives, fist bumps, and causing minor chaos
